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Ladies Sasquatch Auxiliary Drill Team


photo of Royal Canadian Mounted PoliceThe Ladies Sasquatch Auxiliary Drill Team (LSADT) should not be confused with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Drill Team. Although their displays are similar, the ladies are mounted on woodland creatures, not horses.

The ladies also do not perform in public and never, ever, allow photography. Sometimes the ladies will have disagreements about costumes or makeup resulting in tempers flaring and echos of snarling ringing throughout the woods.

However, there is one thing these dedicated sasquatches always agree on – WB Wells.

“I always use WB Wells because they are the oldest continually operated surveying firm in Portland.” gushes Miss Ug Lee.

“Their customer service is awesome,” Mrs. S. Melly howls while grooming “I always recommend them to all my friends.”

Would the Royal Canadian Mounted Police recommend WB Wells? Nobody knows for sure, but in the eyes of the LSADT, WB Wells is #1.

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