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Zombie surveyor spotted in Portland


zombies at nightPDX might not be Zombieland, but there are plenty of zombie surveyors around.

Zombie surveyors make little or no effort. Zombie surveyors do sloppy work and carry no insurance.

They also have horribly bad breath and extremely poor table manners. That is just a few reasons why a zombie surveyor will offer you the lowest price in town.

How can you prevent hiring a zombie surveyor? Gee, I don’t know. Perhaps by hiring a locally owned and operated firm that has been performing surveys in the Portland area since 1924. Yep, that would work.

If you do have the misfortune of dealing with a zombie surveyor, remember rule #2, the “double tap”. It might save you life.


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